Dirty english jokes

Potty has 5 colors:
1- yellow
2- green
3- black
4- red
5- brown

Normally what can we see in a Potty:
1. Seeds of ladies finger
2. Chopped chillies
3. Rolled tomatoes
4. Coriander leaves
5. Corn

If u look at the shape of Potty carefully,you can visualise various things -
1. eagle
2. snake
3. bhoot
4. dinosaur
5. gobar ki gol thaipdi

Types of Potty:
1. Thin
2. Hard
3. Soluble
4. Dry
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Types of Potty

 GHOST potty
The kind of potty when u felt there’s potty coming out, but no potty in a toilet��

 CLEAN potty
U potty it out, see a potty in the toilet but nothing on the tissue✅

 WET potty
After wiping plenty times you still feel un wiped

 SECOND WAVE potty
U’re done potting, u’ve pulled up your pants and realize u need to potty some more

 POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD potty
U strain so much to get it out you feel like you’re having a stroke ��

 GASSY potty
So noisy, every1 within earshot is giggling 

 SKID MARKS potty
It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet��

 BURN potty
Reminds you that u had too much of chillies the previous night.

 BIO WARFARE potty
Turns your toilet into a toxic chamber. Makes u regret u left your deodorant outside.��

 THE I WISH I COULD potty
U wanna potty but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times 

 WET CHEEK potty
It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks ��

 THE DANGLING potty
The one that refuses to leave your ass u need to shake it off ��

 THE SURPRISE potty
You’re about to fart but BAAAMMMM! IT’S A POTTY!!! 

No matter how beautiful or rich you are but im sure you’ve experienced one or more of those potty type...
No morning can be good without a Happy Potty
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Plz pass dis information 2 all n enjoy potty day..
Wish Potty day to 7 People & hv a Smooth Potty wid full pressure and surround sound.