Hi sunny

TITLE: Hi sunny

Message: 8090525608

Hi sunny

TITLE: Hi sunny

Message: 8090525608

prince funny jokes

TITLE: prince funny jokes

Message: ek munda hunda ek kudi nu phone kar da khenda han v jaanu kima kudi boldi aa tu kon aan munda bolda jaanu theik thak kudi kahndi ha ki tu happy ta nahi ha ga kita munda haan haan haan kudi tu shamsher singh da putar ta nahi ha ga munda haan tu ta mare bare bahut kuch jande aan appa marriege kara leya va kuteya haram jadeya ghar phone la bathea ma tare maa bolde aan

jannat ka parda

TITLE: jannat ka parda

Message: Market me ek aadmi jor se chilla raha tha


jannat ka parda 20 rupaye me..
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jannat ka parda 20 rupeye me


pass jakar dhekha to haramkhor panty bech raha tha..

D.K tomar (raja ka tajpur)
dist - Bijnor,
9760180499

Sapandosh

TITLE: Sapandosh

Message: PINTU ko sapandosh ki khatarnak bimari thi.
PINTU ek din apne father ke pass so jata gaya
use sapne me ek raja se yudh kar singhasan chin leeya . Ab bo raja ko bandi bana leta hai or kahta h mujhe sex karna h. raja ne jaldi se ek larki ko bulaya or sex karaya.
PINTU phir kahta hai maza nahi aaya or karao
raja ne ek or mangai phir
karaya. ab pintu kahne laga yaar yaha grass bahut hai ghas ukhadni chaiye ghass ukhadne laga. uska baap utha or use pitne laga bhosdi ke do baar gand marli ab jhaat paar raha tha

raaz

TITLE: raaz

Message: full hai gulab ka to kusboo lete rahna hum hai garib to duwa dete rahna

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Message: gulsher

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Message: Suhagrat ke timedarvaze pe dastak hoti hai to Dulhan bhag ke Parde ke Peeche Chup jati hai...
Husband: Kya hua?
Dulhan: Mujhe laga Police ki raidpar gai...

Gaandhi ji Ki dhoti me

TITLE: Gaandhi ji Ki dhoti me

Message: Ek baar ek gaao me ek cinema holl banaya gaya! holl ka naam tha (gaandhi ji ki dhoti) jab holl me film lagti to poster pe likha hota (gaandhi ji ki dhoti) me daku hashina (gaandhi ji ki dhoti) me mela (gaandhi ji ki dhoti) me aag (gaandhi ji ki dhoti) me ham dil de chuke sanam

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9911466747

TITLE: 9911466747

Message: भिखारी: साहब, 20 रुपये दà¥&lsqauo;। चाय पीनी है।
संता: लेकिन चाय तà¥&lsqauo; 10 रुपये की मिलती है?
भिखारी: साहब, गर्लफ्रेंड भी पीयेगी।
संता: अरे वाह, भिखारी ने गर्लफ्रेंड बना ली?
भिखारी: नहीं साहब, गर्लफ्रेंड ने भिखारी बना दिया।

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Message: भिखारी: साहब, 20 रुपये दà¥&lsqauo;। चाय पीनी है।
संता: लेकिन चाय तà¥&lsqauo; 10 रुपये की मिलती है?
भिखारी: साहब, गर्लफ्रेंड भी पीयेगी।
संता: अरे वाह, भिखारी ने गर्लफ्रेंड बना ली?
भिखारी: नहीं साहब, गर्लफ्रेंड ने भिखारी बना दिया।

land

TITLE: land

Message: Land

क्या चिज है

TITLE: क्या चिज है

Message: क्या ढुमक-ढुमक कर चलती हà¥&lsqauo;,
जसै मार ही ढालà¥&lsqauo;गी,
by:sunder manjhu

क्या चिज है

TITLE: क्या चिज है

Message: क्या ढुमक-ढुमक कर चलती हà¥&lsqauo;,
जसै मार ही ढालà¥&lsqauo;गी,
by:sunder manjhu

Rule Of Boys- Phulo ki mahak churai nai jati, Suraj ki kiran chupayi nai jati, Kitni b haseen ho khud ki Girl Friend par Dosto ki Girl Friend bhulai nai jaति

TITLE: Rule Of Boys-
Phulo ki mahak churai nai jati,
Suraj ki kiran chupayi nai jati,
Kitni b haseen ho khud ki Girl Friend
par
Dosto ki Girl Friend bhulai nai jaति

Message: 9001887521

Horn

TITLE: Horn

Message: Ek ladki bus me ja rahi thi uske pas ek chota ladka betha tha
ladka laga tar us ladki ke t shirt pe bani kar dekh raha tha
ladki-beta ye kar achi he tumhe chaiye
chota ladka-kar nahi uska horn mile to maza aaye.....:(

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hum se koi gila ho jaye to sorry, yogesh kumar kashyap gadhi durganpur mzn (u.p) 8193941095,9756709819,8057655468

TITLE: hum se koi gila ho jaye to sorry, yogesh kumar kashyap gadhi durganpur mzn (u.p) 8193941095,9756709819,8057655468

Message: humse koi gila ho jaye to
sorry
aap ko yad na karpaye to
sorry
veise dil se to aapko bhulayenge nai,
dahdkan hi ruk jaye to
sorry
yogesh kumar kashyap 8193941095,9756709819

khokar dosti ko pana yogesh kashyap garee durganpur mzn(up) 8193941095,9756709819

TITLE: khokar dosti ko pana yogesh kashyap garee durganpur mzn(up) 8193941095,9756709819

Message: khokar dosti ko pana jante hai, gum ho to muskurana jante hai,milkar to sabhi dosti nimbhate hai,dur rahkar bhi dosti nimbhana bus aap jante hai
yogesh kumar 8193941095

china thinks

TITLE: china thinks

Message: ek baar ek aadmi ka hath galti se ek 150 kg ke patthar ke neeche dab gaya wo nikal nahi raha tha uske pas ek chine

cow

TITLE: cow

Message: gay hame dhudh kyo deti hai
banta kyoki gay ko aapna dhudh benchana nahi aata

baba ji ka joke

TITLE: baba ji ka joke

Message: Ek ladki pappu ko jor jor se gali de rahi pappu maderchod pappu maderchod
baba:beti aise gali nahi dete
ladki :usne mujhe chhuaa hai
baba: baba ne chhuker bola aishe
ladki : ha baba
ladki:usne mere boobs dabaya
baba: boobs dabaker puchha aishe
ladki:ha baba
ladki :usne mere kapde utare
baba: baba ne kapde utar ker bola aise ladki boli ha baba
baba: iss per gali dena sobha nahi deta
ladki : per usne mujhe litaker choda
baba : baba ne ladki litaker chod ke bola aise ladko boli ha baba
baba: iss per gali dena sobha nahi deta
ladki: per baba pappu ko aids tha
baba : pappu teri maka bhodsda maderchod

oh so sexy

TITLE: oh so sexy

Message: girl; cmon lets do sex
boy;no
girl;mana to ter pant khol di chall bed pe let aur kiss kar warna itne kiss karo gi yeh bhi nahi pata chalaga kansi dunya me hai

Sex

TITLE: Sex

Message: Parents Raat Ko Sex Kar Rahe Thhey Achanak Hi Bache Ki NeendKhull Gayi
Papa: “ Beta Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Kya?” Beta: “ Jab Kisi Ki Maa Chudh Rahi Ho To Bachhe Ko KeseNeend Aayegi

Kuch nahi

TITLE: Kuch nahi

Message: 7568861615

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Message: कà¥&lsqauo; लेकर बहस हà¥&lsqauo; गयी।
दà¥&lsqauo;न इस बात पे झगड़ रहे थे क उनका लड़का िकस से यादा यार करता है, माँ से या बाप से।
आखर दà¥&lsqauo;न ने फैसला करा िक, वà¥&lsqauo; पीछे से बचे पे एक पथर फकगे।
अगर वà¥&lsqauo; िचाया "हाय ममी" तà¥&lsqauo; माँ क जीत हà¥&lsqauo;गी।
à¤"र अगर वà¥&lsqauo; िचाया "हाय पापा" तà¥&lsqauo; बाप क जीत हà¥&lsqauo;गी।
उहने पेड़ के पीछे छुप कर पाक म बैठे बचे कà¥&lsqauo; एक पथर मारा।

बचा िचा कर बà¥&lsqauo;ला, "कौन बहन का लौड़ा अपनी माँ चुदा रहा है बे?"

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No Apologies, No Excuses!: Gossip... I don't know what's wrong with my setti...

No Apologies, No Excuses!: Gossip...

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No Apologies, No Excuses!: Gossip...

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No Apologies, No Excuses!: Little Less Love Part II

No Apologies, No Excuses!: Little Less Love Part II: She had met him at her best friend’s marriage. Upasana’s marriage. Upasana’s marriage had come as a surprise to her. Upasana ...

lund lund

TITLE: lund lund

Message: Lund = lund
chut =lund
lund chut= teri pond me lund

magetar ki bahan ko choda

TITLE: magetar ki bahan ko choda

Message: Me jisko chahta tha wah dusre se fasi wo mari to kya hua uski bahan ko hi chod dalunga.

Dost ki biwi ki chudai santa banta sexy jokes

Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 12:15 AM PDT

Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun

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Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.

Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.

Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?”

Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“

dost ki biwi ke saath chudai

TITLE: dost ki biwi ke saath chudai

Message: Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha

Posted: 05 Jun 2013 12:15 AM PDT

Dosto Aapne Ye Gaana “Dost Dost Na Raha, Pyar Pyar Na Raha” Bahut Suna Hoga, Par Aaj Mein Aap Logo Ko Iske Piche Ki Story Batata Hun

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Santa Apni Biwi Ko Sex Mein Santushti Dene Mein Asmarth Tha.

Ek Din Tang Aakar Usne Apne Dost Banta Se Salaah Li.

Usi Raat Santa Ne Apni Biwi Se Sex Karte Hue Puchha

Santa: “Darling, Aaj Tumhe Kuch Fark Lag Raha Hai?”

Biwi Khush Hote Hue: “Haan Janu, Aaj Tum Bilkul Banta Ki Tarah Kar Rahe Ho“

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do$t $i do$ti ho hi $ex kai$i karu hindi mi

TITLE: do$t $i do$ti ho hi $ex kai$i karu hindi mi

Message: sexsi shayri hindi mi

kon kahta hai ki me yogesh kumar kashyap from garhi durgunpur mzn (up) 8193941095

TITLE: kon kahta hai ki me yogesh kumar kashyap from garhi durgunpur mzn (up) 8193941095

Message: kon kheta hai ki me uske bager mar jaunga me to dariya hou samundar me utar jaunga wo taras jayegi meri mohbbat ko me to badal hou kahi our baras jaunga yogesh kumar 8193941095

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ache

TITLE: ache

Message: matedhjshduahduiashydiasofhyuisduffgtsdufgut8dsgdudyesudsdjsdjsjhdrihehuedfhdhfuidyyyrhdryefyidfri

राज्सथान SMS

TITLE: राज्सथान SMS

Message: ईशवर

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