Wednesday, October 9, 2013

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Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I fuck U in My Car 
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it 
Don't feel Shy 
Open Ur Panty 
Let Me Try 
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Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin 
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!

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Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya
Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate
.. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin,
USTAAD kaale ke kaale..

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Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
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Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand
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New Ones
Adult Questions & Answers:
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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag
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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

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Secret of long life...u
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!

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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

------------JALDI forward karo market me naya hai

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

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Sunday, September 1, 2013

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Monday, August 12, 2013

Hindi jokes

अब वो बेटियाँ कभी नहीं कहेंगी की पापा कब आ रहे हो ।
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अब वो माताएँ कभी नहीं देख सकेंगी अपने जिगर के टुकड़ो को ।
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क्यों की अब वो कभी घर लौट के नहीं आएँगे ।
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वो गन्दी राज़नीति की भेंट चढ़े हैं वो शहीद हुए हैं
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ताकि जीता रहे हमारा हिन्दुस्तान।
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ग्रुप की और से उन वीर सपूतों को भावभीनी श्रद्धांजलि।
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भगवान् उनके परिवार को इस दुखभरी घड़ी से उभरने की हिम्मत दे ।

(क्या आप अपने देश के लिए  थोड़ा बहुत समय निकाल कर ईन  शहीदों को  श्रधांजली के तौर पर यह मेसेज  फारवर्ड कर सकते हैं)

Saturday, August 3, 2013

DAINIK BHASKAR NEW JOKES

ये मेरी कहानी है। एक लड़की की कहानी। दिल्ली की एक लड़की कहानी। उस लड़की की कहानी जिसकी जिंदगी जीने की अपनी टर्म्स एंड कंडीशंस हैं। जो चाहती है कि घूरती निगाहें उसे सिर्फ दो बूब्स भर न समझें। उसकी पहचान दो टांगों के बीच मौजूद किसी बायलोजिकल व्यवस्था के लिए नहीं हो। और जो चाहती है कि हर जगह सेक्स को तलाशते घटिया लोगों का जवाब उन्हीं के तरीके से दिया जाए...एकदम सॉलिड कमीनेपन के साथ...और हां, अगर में कुछ ज्यादा ही ओपननेस के साथ बात कर रही हूं तो डोंट थिंग रोंग... मैं कोई ऐसी-वैसी उस टाइप की लड़की नहीं हूं...आपसे कुछ शेयर करना चाहती हूं तो  इसलिए कि यस-यस...नो...नो...के डायलेमा में फंसी हजारों लड़कियों में डिसीजन लेने की डेयरिंग आ सके.... वे उन कंडीशंस से निपटने की हिम्मत पैदा कर सकें जो लड़कियां होने के कारण कदम-कदम पर फेस करती हैं।

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