Wednesday, March 19, 2014

top keywords searched in humour


Adult Jokes Animals Army Jokes Astrology Jokes Aviation Bar Jokes Blind Jokes Blonde Jokes Bollywood Jokes Business Chinki Jokes College Jokes Computer Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Drunkard Jokes Dumb Jokes Exam jokes facebook jokes Family jokes Farmers Fart Jokes Father Son Jokes Fishing Flirt jokes Funny Jokes Gender Jokes Husband Jokes Insult Jokes Judge Jokes Kids Jokes Knock Knock Jokes Lawyer Jokes Lovers Jokes Marriage Math Jokes Medical Jokes Misc Jokes Music jokes Naughty jokes Office Jokes One Liner Jokes Pathan Jokes Patient Jokes Political Jokes Rajinikanth jokes Relationship Jokes Religious Jokes Revenge Jokes Rude Jokes Santa Banta SardarJI jokes School Jokes Science jokes Sex jokes Shopping Sports Jokes Tapori Jokes Teacher jokes Wedding Jokes Wife Jokes

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

seo

Hello Web Admin, I noticed that your On-Page SEO is is missing a few factors, for one you do not use all three H tags in your post, also I notice that you are not using bold or italics properly in your SEO optimization. On-Page SEO means more now than ever since the new Google update: Panda. No longer are backlinks and simply pinging or sending out a RSS feed the key to getting Google PageRank or Alexa Rankings, You now NEED On-Page SEO. So what is good On-Page SEO?First your keyword must appear in the title.Then it must appear in the URL.You have to optimize your keyword and make sure that it has a nice keyword density of 3-5% in your article with relevant LSI (Latent Semantic Indexing). Then you should spread all H1,H2,H3 tags in your article.Your Keyword should appear in your first paragraph and in the last sentence of the page. You should have relevant usage of Bold and italics of your keyword.There should be one internal link to a page on your blog and you should have one image with an alt tag that has your keyword....wait there's even more Now what if i told you there was a simple Wordpress plugin that does all the On-Page SEO, and automatically for you? That's right AUTOMATICALLY, just watch this 4minute video for more information at. <a href="http://www.2014PandaSeo.com">Seo Plugin</a>
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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Latest whatsapp jokes

Nipple Nipple Little Star
Can I fuck U in My Car 
Up above Ur Boobs So High
Always milky Never dry
Let Me Press it 
Don't feel Shy 
Open Ur Panty 
Let Me Try 
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Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin 
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!

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Saala aaj tak samajh ni aaya
Ek poora din Shoes aur Socks pehno to pair gore ho jaate
.. par sala janam se chaddi pehni lekin,
USTAAD kaale ke kaale..

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Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To have lots of sex n thrill
Jack fucked Jill and Broke her seal,
And Jill came down Shouting
i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
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Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Cant Clap With 1Hand
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New Ones
Adult Questions & Answers:
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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.
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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag
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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S
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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

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Secret of long life...u
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!

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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..

------------JALDI forward karo market me naya hai

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Top 25 Social Book Marking Sites

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